The 5 Stages of Krystal Not Being In Smash Bros.
Denial
"He's LYING! Krystal has to be in the game! They wouldn't leave her out again. Not this time! Don't give up, people! Fight for Krystal! FIGHT! Oh God... Oh God... Oh God... *breaks down in tears*" - Glitcher
Anger
"Well this sucks bollocks. She'd damn well be on DLC. This proves Nintendo hates both her and Wolf." - the_randomizer
Bargaining
"I speak Japanese, so maybe I can ask Sakurai directly if Krystal will ever be in the game via DLC, because frankly, this is BS in my opinion :/ Failing that, the game will be hacked." - the_randomizer
Depression
"No Krystal..." - Ederys
Acceptance
"it's okay that krystal is not in the game..." - Rareware#1Fan
I was reading through some of the comments you guys have been making about the new Smash roster. I don't mean to make fun of your disappointment. Few can be more disappointed than me. But, you've gotta admit, this obsessive disappointment is kinda funny when you think about it. :D
Comments
Wait, I’m Denial? That can’t be true!
I am more disappointed with the rostet as a whole. I mean serisously, Duck Hunt dog? What?! Krystal not being in is somewhat understandable but still upsetting to see something as bad as duck hunt dog playable.
even if krystal isn’t in why cant wolf be!. i would defiantly prefer wolf over falco and krystal of course over both. =[ no new characters for star fox at all D= they removed some!
You know it’d be really funny if they decided to add Fara.
I just an average krystal fan since adventures, I’ll be just okay if she was or wasn’t in the game for me, Link on the other side (I’m a hardcore Zelda fan), if not made it, I would really be piss off, but is not gonna happened.
@the_Falcon
Don’t even say that!!!
@Mr.k
ha that might blow a fuse for someone. Id like to think of them all as much more mature bunch but threw their history they’ve shown to have character.
I know. I’m sorry, but knowing Nintendo’s reputation for just doing whatever they feel it would just be funny in the same way dead baby jokes are.
Maybe i’m better off not voicing my opinions on it like, at all, I dunno, but, I an disappointed at some of the characters, like Duck Hunt Dog, Mii Fighters (really??) and no return of Wolf. I’ve said my peace and well, if people don’t like me for my freak outs, I have to apologize to them and well, to you :(
Sorry…
@the_randomizer
No need to apologize. It’s fine to be disappointed, and we don’t dislike you for freaking out.
The mii fighters are a very cool feature in smash bros.
I would be so happy to see Krystal working again, maybe a new Starfox game, then, she may be invited in a future Smash bros game.
I don’t want to sound angry but I’m just saying, Pacman is a luck son of a bastard.
Thank goodness people are working to hack Wii U games as we speak, Mario Kart 8 is in the beginning stages, so, at least that way, it’s within the realm of possibility.