Krystal Shards: A New Cryptocurrency!
A revolution is coming to the world of cryptocurrency. The Krystal Archive is proud to announce Krystal Shards, a vixen-inspired digital cash system powered by repurposed Blue Vixen systems.
If all goes according to plan, we should have full marketplace integration within the month. Aiming for a mid-summer full launch, our ambitious goal is to out-perform all existing blue cryptocurrencies, including BlueCoin and Ethereum Blue.
Right now, several questions are probably popping into your head, like,
"Why does the Krystal Archive want to get into cryptocurrency?", and,
"Is this a pump and dump scheme?", or,
"Does Nintendo know about this?", and most importantly,
"How can I invest in this amazing opportunity?!"
That's an excellent question! Glad you asked! You can begin participating in this new currency right away, today, on this very page!
In this initial coin offering (ICO), unlike many other launches of crypto coins, we have decided to be generous and evenly distribute the seed coins to the True Krystal Fans.
That's you, dear reader.
For one day only, you can generate your own unique Krystal Shard, free of charge, to later use on our upcoming blockchain management platform. Just follow the instructions in the widget below, and join the fascinating future of digital money! More details to follow soon.
With a heavy heart I must report that I have been contacted by both Nintendo's legal department and the Federal Trade Commission. While no outright fraud is alleged, the FTC requested paperwork in regards to irregularities in the creation and distribution of Krystal Shards. And as you can guess, Nintendo was not happy about the attachment of their intellectual property to a financial instrument.
In retrospect, this was all a really bad idea. Rather than attempt to adjust to these challenges, we at the Krystal Archive have decided to officially disband the Krystal Shards project, effective immediately.
You may still keep and use the Shards you've already generated, and the generation function will remain online for the foreseeable future. However, the planned marketplace is now no longer in the cards. It was a wild ride. Anyway, as a commemoration of the project, here's the last officially created Krystal Shard.
I had so much faith in this, we were waiting for so long and is shame it didn’t work, even worse since I already invest my house and gave the first payment for a custom Arwing ship… I don’t think the frog would give it back.
Fam… why, where’s the need?
Because April Fools.